Remember that old saying, “Who pissed in your cornflakes today”? Well, I’ve got the answer right here.
This is video of a dude pissing in a A Kellogg’s cornflake conveyor line!
Enjoy your breakfast.
Looks like Chris Chan removed his most recent video. You know, the one where she showed off her collection of frozen jizz. I figured she’d be deleting it after being shamed by the entire Internet, so I wisely saved it. Doing God’s work, I am.
Whatever floats your boat, dude.
Birthday’s can be so bittersweet.
Has having load after load of poz-infected jizz blown on your face gotten a little stale? Looking to spice things up in the bedroom, dungeon, bathhouse, or restroom of a Hardees Restaurant? Try doing the Prick-Prick. When your anonymous friend is about to cum, prick his cock with a needle (the dirtier, the better) and enjoy the ensuing spray down of jizz and blood. You’ll be drowning in ecstasy (and hepatitis!)